Dec 18: "What's so great about the truth? Try lying for a change; it's the currency of the world." -- - Dan (Jude Law) in Closer

Dec 14: "Everyone is biased; that's unavoidable. It's how people don't take any care throwing around their opinions that gives bias a bad reputation." -- me

Dec 10: "Love is not only blind but deformed." -- Scott Holleran

Dec 6: "You just shake it all you want, baby. I'll get it when you're done." -- Ruth Jackson (to me, 12/4/2004 in Chattanooga)

Dec 1: "Everybody that is just is called to form part of the Kingdom of Heaven -- whether they be Buddhas, Jews, or Atheists -- as long as they are good." -- Pope John Paul II

Nov 27: "Heaven is a bad concept, because if you do good things just to get into Heaven then everything you do becomes a selfish act..." -- Natalie Portman

Nov 24: "Either everyone thinks I'm wrong, or they think I'm an idiot for being right." -- me (on speaking grammatically correctly)

Nov 19: "The enemy of my enemy is an ally, not a friend." -- me

Nov 18: "Sweet tea rocks your ass up and down the road like a ten foot dildo." -- Stephen Wilds

Nov 17: "Never, ever play leapfrog with a unicorn." -- unknown

Nov 11: "I am awesome because I just jumped the chicken!" -- me

Nov 8: "If someone could wake me up when it's time to graduate, that would be great." -- Ashley Schoening

Nov 5: "Large-scale media and government conspiracies are impossible, because they require perfect complicity among far too many imbeciles." -- me

Nov 4: "Homosexuality was invented by a straight world dealing with it's own bisexuality." -- Kate Millet

Nov 3: "You know what's great about global warming? Skirts last till November!" -- me

Nov 2: "And the day will come when the mystical generation of Jesus, by the supreme being as his father in the womb of a virgin will be classed with the fable of the generation of Minerve in the brain of Jupiter. But may we hope that the dawn of reason and freedom of thought in these United States will do away with this artificial scaffolding, and restore to us the primitive and genuine doctrines of this most venerated reformer of human errors." -- Thomas Jefferson

Nov 1: "It's also been proven historically that everytime a George Bush has been in office, he's only served one term." -- Brett Norris

Oct 25: "You know, I never realized how cool Reba McEntire was." -- Ashley

Oct 20: "No political party will ever thoroughly and consistently represent any single person's views over the long run." -- me

Oct 12: "If a man's head is between a woman's legs and it takes her that long to get off, it's not the woman who should be the object of ridicule." -- Amy D.

Sep 29: "There are things in your house after a flood that a crackwhore wouldn't let into her house." -- Neal Boortz, 9/29/2004

Sep 26: "Most cultures have come to be systems in which the people are not as important as their social and economic places." -- Ernie Dodds

Sep 24: "Livejournal is like a satanic gateway to indirect drama."-- Dustin Robinson

Sep 23: "What makes the world go 'round? Money, sex, and love ain't got nothing on the conservation of angular momentum!" -- Fig Newton

Sep 22: "I'm a thespian trapped in a student government president's body." -- me

Sep 19: "My finger won't fit in that hole." -- Dalila Piña
"I don't think you're supposed to touch that, Dalila." -- Sheena Daugherty

Sep 15: "Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fishburger and I realize, Oh my God... I could be eating a slow learner!" -- Sara

Sep 13: "We don't exist unless we are deeply and sensually in touch with that which can be touched but not known." -- D.H. Lawrence

Sep 6: "There's a fine line between confidence and egotism; I try to dance on it." -- me

Sep 3: "Insanity is a state of mind relative to the norm." -- me

Sep 1: "If you have no well wishes, don't throw your penny into the well." -- me

Aug 29: "If love is surrender, then whose war is it anyway?" -- Imogen Heap

Aug 28: "You thought the Braves were going to trip and fall? Well the trip is another postseason invite, and the fall is another October full of baseball." -- Jeannie Zelasco

Aug 4: "Life's wheel runs over whoever stands in its way. Remove yourself from the tracks of the thing." -- David Clark

Jul 29: "A Slashdotter who didn't build his own computer is like a Jedi who didn't build his own lightsaber." -- Nick Brown

Jul 23: "I knew he was sleeping because his eyes were closed." -- ?

Jul 13: "It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing." -- Macbeth (William Shakespeare)

Jul 7: "I still love the Democratic Party -- the party of Roosevelt and Truman and Kennedy. But the more screaming and ranting I hear, the more I wonder whether those Democratic heroes of old would find much to be proud of today." -- Zell Miller

Jul 5: "Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." -- Tiger Woods

Jun 27: "There will always be violence and suffering in the world, and Michael Moore will always be there to make a buck off of it." -- Penn Jillette of Penn & Teller

Jun 23: "Ignorant prejudice has no boundaries." -- me, paraphrasing John Smallwood

Jun 20: "The fact that journalists are more likely to see a conservative tilt in the news than a liberal one...could be a sign of liberal bias." -- Committee of Concerned Journalists and Project for Excellence in Journalism

Jun 11: "Welfare's purpose should be to eliminate, as far as possible, the need for its own existence." -- Ronald Reagan (1/7/1970)

Jun 9: "The difference between a republic and a people's republic is a lot like the difference between a jacket and a straight jacket." -- Ronald Reagan

Jun 6: "His work here is done, and now a shining city awaits him. God Bless Ronald Reagan." -- George W. Bush

May 31: "A work of art or an effort to create beauty was always regarded by some people as a personal attack." -- John Hurt, Art of Noise, "The Holy Egoism of Genius"

May 27: "What the hell is wrong with people today that this degradation of a few prisoners is so much worse than cold-blooded terrorism?" -- me

May 23: "Life: the whim of several billion cells to be you for a while." -- unknown

May 21: "Breast implants are the mammarial equivalent of clown shoes." -- Steve Cutchen (AFAIK)

May 11: "Hurting someone emotionally never feels good, but you can't just hold them up by doing what they want. You have to want it to." -- me, 5/10/2004

Apr 22: "I smell like a nonsmoker!" -- Kim Hollins

Apr 4: "Staple to your little heart's content, my dear." -- Keesha Winfrey

Apr 3: "Trying to save daylight by messing with the clock is like trying to make yourself taller by cutting off your head and standing on it." -- unknown

Apr 1: "I sometimes feel like it is April Fool's Day every day here on Capitol Hill and at the other end of Pennsylvania Avenue at the White House." -- Hillary Clinton

Mar 15: "It really pisses me off when people use my God to judge other people." -- Andrew Ollikainen

Mar 9: "I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty." -- George Burns

Mar 3: "I have to speculate that God himself did make us into corresponding shapes like puzzle pieces from the clay." -- The Postal Service, "Such Great Heights"

Feb 24: "You have entered a dimension of time, death, and cookies." -- my Fluxx tshirt (get yours here)

Feb 18: "Actions speak louder than words, including the ones in our heads." -- me

Feb 16: "I got phlegm!" -- Jessica Zimerle

Feb 13: "Regurgitation is apparently my forté. Always the philosopher, never the artist." -- me

Feb 2: "Cows can be sexy." -- Me "You can say that again!" -- Bull

Jan 18: "We are talking about revolution, not revelation; you can miss the target by shooting to high as well as too low." -- Saul D. Alinsky, Rules for Radicals

Jan 10: "I don't want to cause any jeopardy to quiz bowl." -- Keesha Winfrey