Dec 28-31: "The old believe everything, the middle aged suspect everything, the young know everything." -- Oscar Wilde

Dec 25-27: "He who has no Christmas in his heart will never find Christmas under a tree."

Dec 22-24: "Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood." -- Marie Curie

Dec 16-21: "Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown. It only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap them upside the head." -- Kyla Embrey

Dec 11-15: "Imagination is a quality given a man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is." -- Oscar Wilde

Dec 1-10: "I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers."

Nov 25-30: "I shall not waste my days trying to prolong them. I shall use my time." -- James Bond

Nov 21-24: "I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem."

Nov 16-20: "Heal the past; live the present; dream the future." -- Michelle Flirt

Nov 11-15: "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." -- Groucho Marx

Nov 3-10: "Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence."

Oct 28- Nov. 2: "Nothing in life is so hard that you can't make it easier by the way you take it." -- Ellen Glasgow

Oct 22-27: "There is no challenge more challenging than the challenge to improve yourself." -- Michael Staley

Oct 17-21: "Your mind is like a parachute, it works best when it's opened."

Oct 12-16: "Do, or do not. There is no try." -- Yoda, from Star Wars

Oct 6-11: "Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function."

Oct 1-5: "Stupidity is inate; intelligence is a result of curiosity." -- E.J. Wiesner

Sep 26-30: "Yesterday's history, tomorrow's a mystery, today's a gift, that's why we call it the present." -- Kyla Embrey

Sep 20-25: "If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to." -- Dorthy Parker

Sep 15-20: "Men willingly believe what they wish." -- Julius Caesar (William Shakespeare)

Sep 10-15: "All man has learned from history is that man cannot learn from history."

Sep 6-10: "To be or not to be, so what's the question?"

Sep 1-5: "Life is like a box of chocolates -- a cheap, thoughtless gift that no one ever asks for." -- Smoking man (X-Files)

"Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it." -- P. J. O'Rourke

"There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are." -- William S. Maugham

"We're all of us guinea pigs in the laboratory of God; humanity is a work in progress." -- Tennessee Williams

"Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money." -- Jules Renard

"To see, to sense, and to say. That is, perception, feeling, and the power to express in language observation and reaction."

"There are four ways in which we have contact with the world: what we do, how we look, what we say, and how we say it."

"You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it." -- Samuel Butler