I have noticed three things this morning. (1) This web page started on August 1999, and all information for
that month has been lost. Oh, such a terrible tragedy. The first month was probably the best too. Oh well. (2)
There is a link to something called armageddon up there at the top right of this page that
very many of you probably have no idea about. I'll give you a hint - it's very funny, Scott's responsible for
it being here, and if you don't like "bad" humor then it's not for you. (3) It was Christy Ham's birthday
yesterday, Tina Rutley's today, and Jennifer Bedwell's will be tomorrow - each of them turning 18. Not that it
matters much, but each of them were at one time one of Liza's best friends... Just thought I'd share that. And
someone tell Steven Farner happy birthday too. I think he's 17 today.
I believe Mr. Farinelli and I are tired of messing around. 200 is going down, no matter what the consequences
are. The bowling gods can NOT stop us any longer. One of us is going to break the barrier holding us back. 200
is going down (I repeat) - tonight we bowl.
Monday, June 26, 2000
Hmm, congrats to me. According to Perfectly Dark, a web site for the
recently released Nintendo 64 game Perfect Dark, I have won a free copy of the game for sending in the "most
professional and unique 7 word sentence" to describe it. I don't care if you believe me or not, because I won
a contest and I was recognized for it - and it required timing as well as at least SOME intellectual ability.
I'm happy, and I have two copies of Perfect Dark! Anyone wanna buy it or trade something for it? :-)
And for those of you that haven't, get your ass up and go watch "Gone in 60 Seconds." It's a badass movie...
and you'll love it. *ahem* That means you Farinelli...
Friday, June 23, 2000
Okay, I'm looking for feedback here. I'm not sure what I'm going to do with my page yet, but I'd like to know
what some of you feel about the new look to the front page, here. Just do me a favor and
tell me what you think, and maybe make suggestions? I'm thinking about
unleashing my web-potential... Then again, I've been known to be lazy so I'm unsure of exactly what will and
will not get done.
Also, I am aware that many of you have played and are familiar with the newly released Nintendo 64 game,
Perfect Dark. Well, if you play the game as much as I do (which is
sparingly, unless I have friends over that want to play *cough* Zach, Mike, Nathan), then I know you'll
appreciate this site: Perfect Duck. I'll leave it that. Go. Now. :-)
Thursday, June 22, 2000
If you like James Bond, then you'll love Bames Jond! Catch up on all of Bames Jond's
adventures (both of them) here! The first was released exactly seven months ago, and the
second, released right now, is not to disappoint. If you never caught the first adventure of Bames Jond, now
would be a great time. And don't ever let someone tell you I don't have a gift.
Wednesday, June 21, 2000
Oh, now look what I gone and done. I made my page go and hide. *pets web page on the ... page* Good boy. I
don't know what inspired me to move from mccord to nut - wait, yes I do. Anna! Oh she's such an inspiring
person. How did she inspire this? Let's just say she has a well hung nut...
Okay, now for the tough decision. To be unlazy and redo the entire web site, making it look all spiffy... Or
to just add to what I have. Decisions, decisions. So for now, I've made one small change. The page with a
short history of updates is history... I shall now keep the long histories arranged by month (as always) and
this page will have the most recent. That's it. Along with whatever other goodies I decide to dress it up with
- who knows what kinda quirks I might have up my sleeve? Anyway, we'll see how things work...
Tuesday, June 20, 2000
New quote... Zach, Mike, Nathan and I are sitting in Burger King Saturday night after a smooth night of
bowling. No sign of Officer Barbrady, so no chance of getting kicked out, so we just sat and carried on as if
we owned the place. We did, actually, being the only customers in there. Anyway, the topic of whether or not
we could take our own male parental units came up, to which we discussed plausible confrontations... So, I
brought up that I couldn't touch my dad, and giving the reason why: "My dad has a black belt in judo." What
followed was priceless. Nathan just looks across the table, issues his line, and we all burst into tears from
laughing so hard. Maybe it had something to do with being in Burger King for 75 minutes on a Saturday night.
Or maybe it was just that funny... Anyway...
It's time for some change around here. This site hasn't changed much over the last few months, and I feel like
it's time - if you're willing to offer suggestions - to clean this place up a bit. I'm not sure if I want to
change the look and feel of this site, or if I just want to add to it. But I would like you to help me with
that decision. For now, anyone who would like to add any kind of literary item to my
literary items page (seen above as "writings") should just give me a
ring-a-ling to my emailbox and let me know. While I have nothing against
putting up a wide variety of reading material, I won't put up just anything. There has to be some sort of
quality to it.
While I'm at it, I've regrouped the links on my links page, I have updated the
information on my page'o'me, and I'm about to upload quite a few pictures from my various
activities that my camera has joined my on over the last couple of months. This should include the last few
weeks of school, a vacation to the beach, and if I choose, maybe a few from elsewhere. Either way, the site is
a changin'... neat, eh?
And for your viewing pleasure, I leave you an interesting picture of the amazingly beautiful .... Rachel! Some
of you may have noticed her name appearing on our/Scott's trusty
message board (which wants to hear from you!). Well,
this is her:
Sunday, June 18, 2000
Ah, summer. Laziness, relaxation, life. I love it. And it's all coming to an end! Due to my incessant want of
money, I've taken a critical step up - I'm getting a job! I should start in the next ten days; oh joyous day.
Wait a second, I have more important business to discuss. Anna banana is coming to Warner Robins! If she can't
make it on her own then I'll take a trip and kidnap her myself. :-) Is that okay with you, Anna?
Next order of business - how many of you have played the new game "Perfect Dark" for the Nintendo 64? I've
never been much of a gamer, but I bought that game the first week it was out and I've been playing it almost
nonstop since then. I don't know why I've suddenly become such a typical teenage guy. I liked feeling above
the rest by acting more mature - wait, that never happened.
Well, that's it for my daily dose (which seems to be evolving into a weekly dose) of me. I'm off to listen to
an unusual blend of hard rock and spy music, with a little ghetto bounce on the side. If you need me, call me!
I likely won't be home, but I won't be too far away either. I'll get back to you eventually. :-) Sign my
guestbook while you're here. It craves life. Sign and tell me something about yourself or your summer or
something... yeah... something...
Friday, June 16, 2000
Sorry for the lack of appearances made by yours truly this past week - I've been busy. Family stuff in
Tennessee, personal stuff with my friends, Dad's birthday on Wednesday ... equates to a very full week. But
I'm back in the swing of things, accepted to Macon State College with my 1370 SAT score. And for all of you
who stayed tuned the last week, I leave you this rather humorous conversation between Rachel and myself as a
token of appreciation:
Rachel: well hey paul
me: hey sexy... er... hey rachel :-) zach says "wassup rackal"
Rachel: Hey you guys!
me: whats up
Rachel: what did you call me.. sexy?
me: why yes... yes i did. i can not call you that if you like.....i dont really know what came over me. it just ... happened ... subconsciously. i didnt realize what i was saying. really :-)
Rachel: well its okay i know you're just being nice. Brandy and Anna are over here... they just walked to the store and stole a nut.. Now it's lyin' on the floor. :-)
me: a nut...
Rachel: Yeah, N-U-T!!! she took the nut and it's lying on the floor. It's big too. We're gonna hang it on the wall.
me: that would be a well hung nut
me: anyway, i meant hey sexies... yeah that's it... plural. i'm such a nut.
Rachel: LoL Paul, yup, you are the pervert in the group LoL!
me: i'm not the pervert of the group. it's just after midnight
me: hmm... brandy the thief... who woulda thought
Rachel: she didn't "steal" it... it was just hangin there.. I mean its really AnnA's nut.
me: so you girls are sharing nuts now?
Rachel: no it's just one big one Paul!
me: oh so you are all sharing a SINGLE nut?
me: man, what a deformed group.. sharing ONE nut.. a big one at that
me: okay, zach just laughed his ass off reading our conversation about ... your nut
me: or excuse me... your collective nut
Rachel: It's ANNA's but
me: butt?
Rachel: it's our nut but it's more Anna's... she shares it with us because she's friendly.
me: i wanna see anna's butt :-)
me: i want anna's nut...
me: gimme some nut!
me: uh oh... you're not nuttin' up on me are ya?
Rachel: Paul, you gettin happy? yeah we want it too
me: you guys need to come stay at my house one night soon
me: er, girls
me: and your collective nut
me: we could have so much fun.. singing and dancing and playing.. all about the nut
me: and we can steal more nuts just like it! so we can all have our own nuts!
me: (trust me, it's more efficient that way)
Rachel: You need to download a song.. do you have napster?
me: why yes, yes i do.. along with 1500+ mp3s
Rachel: it's kind of nasty but you need to listen to it anyways... it's the song of the day
me: is it about nuts?
Rachel: Yup
Rachel: it's called "Gimme' That Nut"
me: by the way, my email address can be shortened to jpmccord2@att.net instead of jpmccord2@att.net
me: i recently found out that the "worldnet." is not necessary. i must have been nuts to tell everyone to use it.
Friday, June 9, 2000
Do you know what made this trip to the beach better than any other I've had in the past? Well, there were many
things. For one, there was this hot chick Lindsey there to keep me company... but there was also Zach AND Mike
- two irreplaceable buddies that practically made the trip worth going on (though I'm sure I would have
survived if it were just Lindsey and myself, heh heh). Oh, right, the best part - we spent the entire time
making fun of my brother. I was in heaven. We talked about the time(s) he dropped the toilet lid on his PENIS
(yes you read that right), the time my mom zipped up his PENIS in his pants (a la There's Something About
Mary - "we've got a bleeder!"). We talked about the numerous times he fell in the toilet or fell off his
bike or had some zany injury that only he could accomplish. Oh, it was a blast. I just might have to share
more with you later. He and my mom actually tried to switch it to making fun of me, and quickly found my
embarrassing moments to be a bore compared to theirs, and the tables were quickly turned back again. (I've
nearly always been in control of situations, not allowing embarrassing circumstances to arise - go me.)
Anyway, I would guess that you can figure out where the quote above is from... based on what I've just told
you.
Friday, June 2, 2000
I don't know that all that many of you care, but two of the most important chicas in my life (well, sorta)
have given me two more web pages to share with the world. My two favorite Hendrixes in the entire world,
Brandy and Rachel, have Brandy's Lounge and the
Rachel Express for your viewing/reading pleasure. Enjoy!
I honestly didn't expect to get to a computer today, but since I have, I'd like to wish everyone the most of
happiness in my absence! I shall be soaking in the beach at St. Simons Island (while Mike soaks up Arruba) for
the next few days; don't miss me too much! I'll be back in town Monday the 11th...
Thursday, June 1, 2000
Wow, a new month. And it's about time I updated this page. I figured that I would let everyone know that I am
alive and that the page shall continue to be updated ... just in time for my ten-day trip to St. Simons
Island. Actually, I'll only be there a week, but when I count the days that I won't be home because of the
trip, it adds to ten days. I hope none of you are too upset about my laziness around here lately - at least I
have a good excuse! I've been extremely busy. Starting Wednesday, May 24, I've had finals, baseball, an SAT,
graduation, friends from out of town, and my trip to St. Simons - all keeping me away from my computer. And
though I don't consider it to be one of my good excuses, I recently bought a new video game -
Perfect Dark - and it's been taking up a lot of my time! I've never been
the video game type, but this game caught my attention. I only go for the best. :-)
Anyway, a cold reality has set in. I'm not going to see many of my friends ever again, and many that I will
see will likely only be brief meetings here and there in the future. And then there are those mega-awesome
people like Rachel who come and go every three months or so... She comes around, helps to brighten my days for
a week or so, and then vanishes back to her natural habitat somewhere in Alabama. One of these days we're all
just going to kidnap her and not let her go back! I mean, if that's okay...
Hmm, this needs a little humor. How about this... I'll explain the quote up there, because I know the few of
you who looked at it are wondering what it means. Well... Bethany, Brandy, Rachel, Zach and I were all watching
Double Jeopardy, and about 10-15 minutes into the movie there's a sex scene (all you little kids out
there, you can't see anything). Being the super intelligent being that she is, Bethany asks us a perplexing
question about sex: "How do you know when you're done?" And the rest is history - or it will be. We missed the
next ten minutes of the movie just talking and laughing about that. Once we settled down, it was a really
good movie.
One more little dose of humor for you all... On Tuesday a group of us headed out to Fort Valley for a cookout
/ party being thrown by a good friend of mine (through Mike), Brad Barfield. Well, his yard is huge and so
we're out dancing and having a good time just ignoring the time ticking by... And I point out this tiny pile
of dog-poo about twenty feet from where the majority of the group is standing. No less than ten seconds later,
Bethany (her again?!) steps right in it - bare foot (to make the story even ickier) - to which her response
was "Ooooh shit!" It would have been funny enough if she had just stepped in mud without shoes on, but
the way her face twisted as she realized what it was she had stepped in and changed her tone halfway through
saying it - oh, it was priceless. :-)
Well, I hope everyone has a wonderful summer, where ever they may be going or what ever they may be doing. I
won't be back here until June 12 probably... Don't miss me too much! And sign my guestbook if you never have;
it's desperate for some action which it can otherwise NOT get...
